If you are have my Singer 500 Rocketeer, puh-leeze contact me so I can arrange to come get her IMMEDIATELY! And yes, I do want all her beautifulÂ accessories -Â especially the ruffler and buttonholer because they are so awesome.Â I won’t be mad if you scratched or scrapedÂ her a bit while you were using her, but if you brokeÂ anything,Â there willÂ be some serious consequences. Very serious.Â
It is OK to contact meÂ anytime of day or night with to let me know where she is and how I can get her. I am not sleeping anyway, soÂ never mind the time. Just let me know where she is, and when I can come pick her up. If she is inÂ good condition, all will be forgiven. A reward of up to $200 will be offered for her safe return.